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Subject: New Reviews By: Jiggy Date: 05/26/2002 05:43:38 pm PST (You'll find one of these messages in one of the top boards of each section, so if you've already seen this, go ahead and ignore it.) Just reviewed today, and found in the "Titles" section of this website under the "Anime" category: Ah My Goddess! OAV Irresponsible Captain Tylor OAVs Sailor Moon S: Hearts In Ice Sailor Moon SuperS These are, of course, just four of nearly two dozen anime reviews by me! To see the rest, just check the bottom of each review, where I've conveniently listed all anime I've reviewed. *^_^ And if you find my reviews helpful, please give them good ratings (the buttons are down at the bottom of my reviews)! Thank you! *^__^ Subject: Smurfs-A scene from "Donnie Darko" By: mankey68 Date: 10/13/2002 02:48:07 am PST Hey Yo! (Donnie fires his rifle at an empty beer bottle.) Sean: Beer and p****. That's all we need. Ronald: We need to find ourselves a Smurfette. Sean: Smurfette? Roanld: Yeah, not some tight a** Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does. Donnie: Smurfette doesn't f***. (fires his rifle at another empty beer bottle.) Ronald: That's bull****. Smurfette f***s all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting to h****. Sean: No, no, no, not "Vanity," I heard he was a homosexual. Ronald: Okay, then, you know what? She f***s them and Vanity watches. Okay? Sean: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action. Ronald: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he b***s off to the tape. (Donnie raises up his hand to silence them.) Donnie: First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, well, (laugh) it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have...reproductive organs under those tiny, white, pants. (takes a sip from his whiskey.) That's just so illogical, about being a smurf, you know? I mean, what's the point of living...if you don't have a d***? (long pause) Sean: Dammit, Donnie. Why'd you have to get so smart on us? -From the movie: "Donnie Darko" BANG! BANG! G.A.P. Subject: The facts of anime By: Rose Date: 02/14/2005 11:11:40 pm PST Ranma is not bishounen and Kurama is absolutely gorgeous. Subject: Re: The facts of anime By: Rose In Reply to: Rose (Original Message) Date: 02/22/2005 09:40:52 pm PST >Ranma is not bishounen and Kurama is absolutely gorgeous. Ranma is not bishounen and Kurama is the, absolutely gorgeous bishounen of bishounen. Page 1 of 1 | ||||||||
