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Subject: This just aint' right. By: mankey68 Date: 01/27/2002 11:18:24 am PST Now why is this girl at the top above all the others? What? Does the world thinks she's the best? What? Does the world thinks she's special? What? Does the world think that she's the most attractive anime female of all time? What? (puts ear to watch.) You know what my watch is saying? What? (puts ear to watch again.) "It's time for this girl to stand down and let Misty take her rightful spot with Ryoko in 2nd place." What? So what I propose is that people don't vote for this girl, What? that people vote for Misty and Ryoko, What? that people vote less for this girl, What? that people vote more for Misty and Ryoko, What? that people vote even less for this girl, What? that people vote even more for Misty and Ryoko, What? (short pause.) that people vote a whole lot less for this girl, What? that people vote a whole lot more for Misty and Ryoko, What? until this girl hits rock bottom and the rightful girls take their place at the top of the list! What? And that's the bottom line, What? 'Cos G.A.P. said so! What? BANG! BANG! What? Subject: My first fic! By: PrettyPrincess Date: 05/08/2002 03:55:52 pm PST ok people, heres that Mousse and Shampoo fic I promised! I'll have two chapters! I'm just writing this as I go so...be nice! Ranma was walking to Ukyou's to get some Okinomiyaki. 'Man am I hungry' he thought to himself, when all of a sudenn...BAM! "Nihao Ranma! You go on date with Shampoo this afternoon? Yes?" a familiar voice spoke up. Ranma knew it was Shampoo's bicycle on his back. "Sorry I'm a little busy right now! All I want is somthing to eat!" Ranma was yelling. Then some ramen was shoved in his face. "Eat Ranma! Then we go on date!" Shampoo smiled brightley. "No thankyou! You've given me ramen ev'ry single day and I'm sick of it" Ranma complained. Then who happened to walk by but Akane Tendo. "Hey Akane" Ranma said with suprise in his voice. "I was just on my way to Ukyou's!" Akane aid. "Yea me too!" Ranma smiled. "Let's all go! Would you like to come Shampoo...?" her voice angered as she spoke. "No thankyou. Shampoo have important work to do" Shampoo slouched. "Well ok then" Ranma and Akane walked off leaving an angered Shampoo behind. "Ranma...," she whispered, "ugh...guess Shampoo go home.." As Shampoo entered the Cat Cafe, she walked in to see a smiling Mousse. "Shampoo!!! You're back! I have some great news!" Mousse seemed exited about somthing. "Shampoo," Colonge spoke,"I've settled you to go on a date with Mousse" "WHAT?!?" Shampoo said, "but why?" "The blind one offered to get off our backs for a while if you went on a date with him" Colonge explained. "Well..if Mousse leave just for date..Shampoo say yes!" Shampoo said. "Really Shampoo? Woohoo! YEA!" Mousse cried with glee. That night Shampoo and Mousse went on they're date... To be Continued... Commen fic..I know.. Subject: Chapter 2! By: PrettyPrincess Date: 05/13/2002 10:36:34 am PST ok..brace yourselves people! ^_^ My second part of my fic! Mousse waited impatiently for Shampoo at a fancy resteraunt. He was dresses in a suit(shocking, I know)sitting at the table. Mousse looked at his watch. "She's late" Mousse said. He heard a sweet 'hello' and lifted his head. There was Shampoo. She was wearing a pretty dress that was white with blue roses. "Sh-Sh-Shampoo" Mousse studdered. "Okay. Shampoo here! we eat now yes?" Shampoo said stubbornly. "Of course!" Mousse smiled. They ate they're dinners without talking much. Mousse just stared at her hoping she'd say somthing, as did Shampoo to Mousse. When they were done, Shampoo suggested they go to the park. "The moon is beautiful!" Shampoo said. They were sitting on a bench in the park. "ya...it is is'nt it?" Mousse finally said. "Mousse," Shampoo sounded curious,"after date you go away right?" Shampoo asked. "I'm sticking to my promise..I guess" Mousse frowned. "....Why?" Shampoo blushed. "hmm?" Mousse blushed as well. "weeeeeeell...Shampoo say you can stay!" Shampoo smiled brightley. "Oh Shampoo!" Mousse leaned in for a kiss. Shampoo saw this and quickly backed away. "Mousse!" Shampoo screamed. "What is it Shampoo?" Mousse questioned. "Mousse should know this against all tribal laws!" Shampoo yelled. "You think I care about all that!?!" Mousse leaned again. "Mousse..." Shampoo said, "Shampoo need to know one thing" "Anything Shampoo!" Mousse got on his knees, "Shampoo, will you marry me?" Mousse pleaded. "M-MARRYY!?! YOU!?!" Shampoo did'nt have to think this through. "I thought so.." Mousse shrugged,"I knew you'd never.." but Mousse was about to eat his words. "Oh, Shampoo so excited! Shampoo wonder who come to wedding. Hmm... Akane come! Ukyou come! Even Ranma come!" Shampoo giggled. Mousse heard that she was talking about they're wedding. Not Ranma and hers. "Shampoo? Is that a yes?" Mousse hoped for the best. "Mousse! You silly! Of course!" Shampoo said going right back to her wedding plans. Mousse's frown slowly turned into a smile. "OH SHAMPOOOOOOOO!!!!!" Mousse ran to embrace her. Shampoo exepted this and returned the hug. Subject: Re: vote by RanmasGirlKM By: Nyssia Date: 06/02/2002 03:15:25 pm PST >there seems to be several I didn't realize we were voting for? Did I miss something? No you didn't. These are just the ladies I usually vote for [or at least, who I should be voting for ^_^;]. Subject: Smurfs-A scene from "Donnie Darko" By: mankey68 Date: 10/13/2002 02:36:22 am PST Hey Yo! (Donnie fires his rifle at an empty beer bottle.) Sean: Beer and p****. That's all we need. Ronald: We need to find ourselves a Smurfette. Sean: Smurfette? Roanld: Yeah, not some tight a** Middlesex chick, right? Like this cute little blonde that will get down and dirty with the guys. Like Smurfette does. Donnie: Smurfette doesn't f***. (fires his rifle at another empty beer bottle.) Ronald: That's bull****. Smurfette f***s all the other Smurfs. Why do you think Papa Smurf made her? Because all the other Smurfs were getting to h****. Sean: No, no, no, not "Vanity," I heard he was a homosexual. Ronald: Okay, then, you know what? She f***s them and Vanity watches. Okay? Sean: What about Papa Smurf? I mean, he must get in on all the action. Ronald: Yeah, what he does, he films the gang-bang, and he b***s off to the tape. (Donnie raises up his hand to silence them.) Donnie: First of all, Papa Smurf didn't create Smurfette. Gargamel did. She was sent in as Gargamel's evil spy with the intention of destroying the Smurf village. But the overwhelming goodness of the Smurf way of life transformed her. And as for the whole gang-bang scenario, well, (laugh) it just couldn't happen. Smurfs are asexual. They don't even have...reproductive organs under those tiny, white, pants. (takes a sip from his whiskey.) That's just so illogical, about being a smurf, you know? I mean, what's the point of living...if you don't have a d***? (long pause) Sean: Dammit, Donnie. Why'd you have to get so smart on us? -From the movie: "Donnie Darko" BANG! BANG! G.A.P. Subject: Re: vote by Kira By: Anonymous (xxx.xxx.115.206) Date: 10/24/2004 04:10:51 pm PST >Yeah and it will be cold outside. hi how are you? Page 1 of 1 | ||||||||
