Ranma & Akane

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Ranma & Akane
One day, while driving along, I saw a priest. I thought I would do a
good deed, so I pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going
Father?"

"I'm going to give mass at St. Francis Church, about 2 miles down the
road," replied the priest.

"Climb in, Father! I'll give you a lift!"

The priest climbed into the rear passenger seat, and we continued down
the road.

Suddenly, I saw a Pittsburgh fan walking down the road, with that "P"
shirt on and I instinctively swerved as if to hit him.

But, as usual, I swerved back into the road just in time. Even though I
was certain that I had missed the guy, I still heard a loud "THUD."

Not understanding where the noise came from, I glanced in my mirrors but
still didn't see anything.

I then remembered the priest, and turned to the priest and said, "Sorry
Father, I almost hit that Pittsburgh fan."

"That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door."

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Ranma & Akane
Lol RG ^0^

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Ranma & Akane
I thought it was good too

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Ranma & Akane
:o)

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Ranma & Akane
YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

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Ranma & Akane
I have a couple to add to that list.

* Instead of trying to get a girl's phone number at a bar, you ask for her blog website.

* Your friends and coworkers call you by your chat-room persona, rather than your real name.

* You are wondering how we ever lived with just 32bits in video games.

* You feel nostalgic every time you see one of the original "Power Ranger" episodes, or think about "the Clinton years".

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Ranma & Akane
Those are real good ones, I'll try to think up some more too.

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Ranma & Akane
^_^

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Ranma & Akane
^_^

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Ranma & Akane
:)

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Ranma & Akane
How are you doing Meeka-chan?

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Ranma & Akane
.

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Ranma & Akane
Good Morning

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Ranma & Akane
halfpriced

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Ranma & Akane
Two old ladies are outside their nursing home, having a drink and a smoke, when it starts to rain. One of the old ladies pulls out a condom, cuts off the end, puts it over her cigarette, and continues smoking.

Maude: What in the hell is that?

Mable: A condom. This way my cigarette doesn't get wet.

Maude: Where did you get it?

Mable: You can get them at any drugstore.

The next day, Maude hobbles herself into the local drugstore and announces to the pharmacist that she wants a box of condoms.

The pharmacist, obviously embarrassed, looks at her kind of strangely (she is after all, over 80 years of age), but very delicately asks what brand of condom she prefers.

"Doesn't matter Sonny, as long as it fits on a Camel."

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Ranma & Akane
.

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Ranma & Akane
TGIF ^___^

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Ranma & Akane
Only the best couple.

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Ranma & Akane
^___^

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Ranma & Akane
^___^

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