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Ranma & Akane
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:)

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Ranma & Akane
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Ranma & Akane
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Subject: Superbowl
Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company.

Unfortunately, when Bob arrived at the stadium he realized the seat
was in the last row in the corner of the stadium. He was closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the field!

About halfway through the first quarter, Bob noticed an empty seat 10 rows off the field right on the 50-yard line.
He decided to take a chance and made his way through the stadium and around the security guards to the empty seat.

As he sat down, he asked the gentleman sitting next to him, "Excuse me, is anyone sitting here?"

The man said "No."

Very excited to be in such a great seat for the game, Bob said to the man next to him, "This is incredible! Who in their right mind would have a seat like this at the Super Bowl and not use it?!"

The man replied, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't attended together since we got married in 1967."

"That's really sad," said Bob, "But still, couldn't you find someone to take the seat? A relative or a close friend?"

"No," the man replied, "They're all at the funeral."

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Ranma & Akane
TGIF

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Good Night

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Good morning

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Ranma & Akane
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Written by Rick Reilly of Sports Illustrated.

> Okay, Seattle, grab a grande, skinny, no-foam, half-caf Espresso
> Macchiato and let me explain why the Pittsburgh Steelers are going to
> grind you up like a Sumatra blend in SuperBowl XL.
> You suck at sports.
> You always have. You make nice motherboards, but you're dweebier than
> Frasier Crane's wine club. You've had the big three pro sports for 30
> years now -- almost 40 for the NBA -- and you have one lousy
> championship to show for it. Uno. The 1978 Seattle SuperSonics. My
> God, you people have fewer parades than Venice.
> What's amazing is, you do college sports even worse. In the 70 years
> that a mythical national championship has been awarded in college
> football, the University of Washington has one half of one title: in
> 1991 (with Miami). Zippo in basketball, baseball, track or field.
> O.K., the Huskies are good at crew (three women's titles, one men's).
> Wonderful. Somewhere, three salmon cheer.
> Your most famous athlete is a horse, Seattle Slew. Your most famous
> athletic moment was Bo Jackson's turning the Boz's chest into a
> welcome mat on Monday Night Football. Your greatest contribution to
> sports was the Wave, the fan-participation stunt that screams to the
> world, "We have no idea what the score is!"
> And do you know why you stink, Seattle? Because ...
> 1. You're too damn nice.
> Look at your Seahawks. Your MVP halfback, Shaun Alexander, teaches
> kids chess. Your scariest player is named Pork Chop. My God, last
> week, you offered valet parking service to reporters at Seahawks
> headquarters. (Seattle fans: If you see valet parking at Detroit's
> Ford Field this week, they're trying to steal your car.) Nearly every
> five-dollar-steak-tough athlete who comes to Seattle leaves -- Gary
> Payton and Randy Johnson for instance. Consider Seattle's two favorite

> athletes -- Steve Largent and Fred Couples.
> Those guys wouldn't complain if somebody extinguished a Cohiba in
> their ears. Your sportswriters are more forgiving than Hillary
> Clinton. If they covered Jeffrey Dahmer, they'd refer to him as "a
> people person."
> You Seattle fans don't just accept mediocrity. You crave it. You
> support your boys come hell or low water. You show up at the rate of
> three million a year for the Mariners, who never fail to let you down.
> Even the stadium sounds cuddly: Safeco Field. You pack the house for
> the underachieving SuperSonics, led by the NBA's nicest loser, Ray
> Allen. Your Seahawks went 21 years without a playoff win, and the fans

> didn't so much as clear their throats. Everybody just goes, "Well,
> that was fun. Let's kayak!" Hey, you can't spell Seattle without
> settle.
> The whole town is 100% June Cleaver. I once walked into Nordstrom, the

> Seattle-based department store, and sheepishly asked if I could bring
> back a shirt I'd bought a month before in another town. The clerk
> said, "Sir, this is Nordstrom. You could wear it for 10 years, throw
> up on it and roll down a mountain in it and we'd take it back." Ask
> that at Neiman Marcus and they call security.
> It ain't happening. Walruses don't do triple Salchows, and Seattle
> teams don't win titles.
> 2. You're too damn geeky.
> Your owner, Microsoft cofounder Paul Allen, looks like the kid in high

> school who always got taped to the goalposts. If Allen wins, will he
> call all his friends from band camp? Throw his slide rule into the
> air? Plot his joy on a scatter chart?
> Look, your average Seahawks fan drives a Prius. Your average Steelers
> fan drives a Ford Excursion, which has Priuses in its tire treads.
> Seahawks fans own poodles. Steelers fans eat them.
> 3. You're too damn wet.
> Seattle is a great place if you happen to be mold. It just rained 27
> straight days and it wasn't even a record. Seattle is basically a lot
> of guys waiting for a bus with rain starting to seep into their socks.
> Most kids are seven years old before they realize the umbrella is not
> an extension of the right arm. No wonder most great athletes leave.
> Ken Griffey Jr. left, basically saying, "I want my kid to be able to
> play outside once in a while."
> In short, you people are too damn peaceful and happy in your Emerald
> City. You ever know anybody from Pittsburgh? You want this Super Bowl.
> Pittsburgh needs it. You're going to get smoked like a platter of
> smelt.

> (But do you mind if we come live there?)

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Ranma & Akane
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Ranma & Akane
Good Night

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Ranma & Akane
^_^

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Ranma & Akane
^_^

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Ranma & Akane
As I type this Seattle just got an intercept. Since R.G.'s a Seattle girl we'll keep on rooting for them. Go Seattle! ^_^

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Ranma & Akane
That's very nice of you to root for Seattle, although I'm not rooting for anyone since I don't like football.
giggle.
I'm sure all the other nuts around here are happy your rooting for them though.

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Hi everyone!I`t was like ages that I haven`t visited here,how`s everyone doing anyway?

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Kira, it's great to see you again. I'm doing real good and come march 6th I'll be going back to school, scary huh. I'm going to Ashmead to learn how to give massages.

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