Ranma & Akane

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Ranma & Akane
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Ranma & Akane
Good Morning

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Ranma & Akane
Try this in Mexico. If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime:


Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas,
international law, or any of that nonsense.

Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care
for you and your entire family.

Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.

Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc. Procreate
abundantly. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible
reproductive behaviour with, "It is a cultural thing. You would not
understand."

Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or
proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.

Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children
do likewise.

Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.

Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal
rights and will go far to legitimise your unauthorized, illegal presence
in Mexico.

Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic laws.

Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its
officers.


Good luck!

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Ranma & Akane
Good night

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Ranma & Akane
^_~

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Ranma & Akane
TGIF
How are you SPM?

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Ranma & Akane
Just when you have lost faith in human kindness. Someone who teaches at
a middle school in Safety Harbor, Florida, forwarded the following
letter. The letter was sent to the principal's office after the school
had sponsored a luncheon for the elderly.
An old lady received a small transistor radio at the luncheon as a door
prize and was writing to say thank you. This story is a credit to all
humankind. Forward to anyone you know who might need a lift today.


Dear Principal and and Staff at the Safety Harbor Middle School:

God bless you for the lovely radio I won at your senior citizen's
luncheon. I am 84 years old and live at the Safety Harbor Assisted Home
for the Aged. All of my family has passed away. I am all alone now and
it's nice to know that someone is thinking of me. God bless you for your
kindness to an old forgotten lady.

My roommate is 95 and has always had her own radio, but before I
received one, she would never let me listen to hers, even when she was
napping. The other day her radio fell off the night stand and broke in
pieces. It was awful and she was in tears. She asked if she could listen
to mine, and I told her to kiss my ass.

Thank you for that opportunity.

Sincerely,

Edna May

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Ranma & Akane
Man, what a week!

Wednesday we had inventory. We had to work all night making sure the totals were accurate (And many of them weren't, but that was partly due to the fact that our inventory system kept going down during the Holiday season, which is the worst possible time for it to happen considering how busy we are.). I only managed to leave at 3:00 a.m. instead of 4:00 a.m. because I had to be back for my shift that morning at 9:50 a.m. ! I ended getting NO sleep between when I got home and when I had to get up.

And TODAY I had to be at work at 5:00 a.m so I and a couple other associates could check on the inventory totals that we were still having problems with. I spent all morning and most of the afternoon trying to figure out why we kept getting different numbers for the same items, when we counted them (There was a different reason each time; it would take too long to explain all of them.).

I'm just glad I have tomorrow off. I really need a good nights sleep.

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Ranma & Akane
Suzuki, OUCH what a hard time. I'd hate to have to do that kind of work.

I did enrolled at Ashmead college for Message theropy, I will start March 6th. It last a year so it'll be interesting to see how it goes for me there and after a year is up.

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Ranma & Akane
Good Morning

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Ranma & Akane
^_^

The 6th grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, "Which human
body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?"

No one answered until little Mary stood up, angry, and said, "You should not
be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I'm going to tell my parents,
and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!" With a
sneer on her face, she then sat back down.

Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, "Which body part
increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?"

Little Mary's mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, "Boy, is
she going to get in big trouble!"

The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, "Anybody?"

Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, "The body part
that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye."

Mrs. Parks said, "Very good, Billy," then turned to Mary and continued. "As
for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind.
Two, you didn't read your homework . And three, one day you are going to be
very, very disappointed."

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Ranma & Akane
LoL RG ^0^

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Ranma & Akane
.

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Ranma & Akane
^__^

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Ranma & Akane
^__^

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Ranma & Akane
:)

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Ranma & Akane
:o)

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Ranma & Akane
.

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Ranma & Akane
Good Night

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Ranma & Akane
Good Morning

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