Ranma & Akane

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Ranma & Akane
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Ranma & Akane
Have fun Tonight.

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Ranma & Akane
Good Morning

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Ranma & Akane
(((((((((((((HUGS))))))))))))

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Ranma & Akane
******Count Stars Tonight*****

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******Count Stars Tonight********

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Ranma & Akane
Have a Fun Day.

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Ranma & Akane
.

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Ranma & Akane
> Subject: Latest tech support case....
> Dear Tech Support:
>
> Last year I upgraded from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0. I soon
> noticed that the new program began unexpected child processing
> that took up a lot of space and valuable resources. In addition, Wife
> 1.0 installed itself into all other programs and now monitors all
> other
> system activity.
>
> Applications such as Poker Night 10.3, Football 5.0 , Hunting and
> Fishing 7.5 , and Racing 3.6. I can't seem to keep Wife 1.0 in the
> background while attempting to run my favorite applications. I'm
> thinking about going back to Girlfriend 7.0, but the uninstall doesn't
> work on Wife 1.0. Please help!
>
> Thanks,
> A Troubled User. (KEEP READING)
>
> _____________________________________
>
> REPLY:
> Dear Troubled User:
>
> This is a very common problem that men complain about.
>
> Many people upgrade from Girlfriend 7.0 to Wife 1.0, thinking that
> it is just a Utilities and Entertainment program. Wife 1.0 is an
> OPERATING SYSTEM and is designed by its Creator to run EVERYTHING!!!
> It is also impossible to delete Wife 1.0 and to return to Girlfriend
> 7.0.
> It is impossible to uninstall, or purge the program files from the
> system once installed.
>
> You cannot go back to Girlfriend 7.0 because Wife 1.0 is designed
> to not allow this. Look in your Wife 1.0 manual under
> Warnings-Alimony-Child Support. I recommend that you keep Wife 1.0 and
> work on improving the situation. I suggest installing the background
> application "Yes Dear" to alleviate software augmentation.
>
> The best course of action is to enter the command C:\APOLOGIZE
> Because ultimately you will have to give the APOLOGIZE command before
> the system will return to normal anyway.
>
> Wife 1.0 is a great program, but it tends to be very high
> maintenance.
>
> Wife 1.0 comes with several support programs, such as Clean and
> Sweep 3.0, Cook It 1.5, Do Bills 4.2 and Put Out 8.0.
>
> However, be very careful how you use these programs. Improper use
> will cause the system to launch the program Nag Nag 9.5. Once this
> happens, the only way to improve the performance of Wife 1.0 is to
> purchase additional software. I recommend Flowers 2.1 and Diamonds
> 5.0!
>
> WARNING!!! DO NOT, under any circumstances, install Secretary With
> Short Skirt 3.3. This application is not supported by Wife 1.0 and
> will Cause irreversible damage to the operating system.
>
> Best of luck,
> Tech Support
>

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Ranma & Akane
^__^

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Good Morning ^___^

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Ranma & Akane
^_^

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Ranma & Akane
The Pope is visiting Washington, D.C., and President Bush
takes him out for an afternoon on the Potomac, cruising on
the Presidential yacht, the Sequoia. They're admiring the
sights when, all of a sudden, the Pope's hat (zucchetto)
blows off his head and out into the water.

Secret Service guys start to launch a boat, but President
Bush waves them off, saying, "Wait, wait. I'll take care of
this. Don't worry."

Bush then steps off the yacht onto the surface of the water
and walks out to the Holy Father's little hat, bends over,
picks it up, and then walks back to the yacht and climbs
aboard. He hands the hat to the Pope amid stunned silence.

The next morning, the headlines in the New York Times,
Boston Globe, Atlanta Constitution, Washington Post, Boston
Herald, Buffalo News, Houston Chronicle, Milwaukee
Sentinel-Journal, Minneapolis Tribune, Denver Post,
Albuquerque Journal, Los Angeles Times, and San Francisco
Chronicle all proclaim: "Bush Can't Swim!"

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Ranma & Akane
.

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Ranma & Akane
Good Morning.

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Ranma & Akane
The Top Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women


#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you're on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend's gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn't mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn't take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn't ask , "Do these new grips make me look fat?"

#2. A gun doesn't mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman....

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN




The Value of a Drink

"Sometimes when I reflect back on all the wine I drink I feel shame.
Then I look into the glass and think about the workers in the vineyards
and all of their hopes and dreams If I didn't drink this wine, they
might be out of work and their dreams would be shattered.

Then I say to myself, "It is better that I drink this wine and let their
dreams come true than be selfish and worry about my liver."
~ Jack Handy

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may leave you wondering what the
hell happened to your bra and panties.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"I feel sorry for people who don't drink. When they wake up in the
morning, that's as good as they're going to feel all day. "
~Frank Sinatra

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may create the illusion that you are
tougher, smarter, faster and better looking than most people.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
"When I read about the evils of drinking, I gave up reading."
~ Henny Youngman

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may lead you to think people are
laughing WITH you.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"24 hours in a day, 24 beers in a case. Coincidence? I think not."
~ Stephen Wright

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to think you can sing.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"When we drink, we get drunk. When we get drunk,
we fall asleep. When we fall asleep, we commit no sin.
When we commit no sin, we go to heaven. So, let's all
get drunk and go to heaven!"
~ Brian O'Rourke

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause pregnancy.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Beer is proof that God loves us and wants us to be happy."
~ Benjamin Franklin

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol is a major factor in dancing like a
retard.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

"Without question, the greatest invention in the
history of mankind is beer. Oh, I grant you that the
wheel was also a fine invention, but the wheel does
not go nearly as well with pizza."
~ Dave Barry

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may cause you to tell your friends
over
and over again that you love them.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

To some it's a six-pack, to me it's a Support Group. Salvation in a can!
~ Dave Howell

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you can logically

converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

One afternoon at Cheers, Cliff Clavin was explaining the Buffalo Theory
to
his buddy Norm. Here's how it went:

"Well ya see, Norm, it's like this... A herd of buffalo can only move as

fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the
slowest
and weakest ones at the back that are killed first This natural
selection is
good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of
the
whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest
members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the
slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of alcohol, as we know, kills
brain
cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells
first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain
cells,
making the brain a faster and more efficient machine. That's why you
always
feel smarter after a few beers."

WARNING: The consumption of alcohol may make you think you are
whispering
when you are not
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And last but not least...Huh?....

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Ranma & Akane
.

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Ranma & Akane
good night

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Ranma & Akane
Good Morning

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