Ranma & Akane

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Ranma & Akane
Two bored casino dealers are waiting at the crap table.
A very attractive blonde woman from South Alabama arrived ...and bet
$20,000 on a single roll of the dice.
She said, "I hope you don't mind, but I feel much luckier when I play
topless."
With that, she stripped to the waist; rolled the dice; and yelled, "Come
on, baby....Southern Girl needs new clothes!"
As the dice came to a stop, she jumped up-and-down....and squealed...
"YES! YES! I WON! I WON!"
She hugged each of the dealers...and then picked up her winnings and her
clothes, and quickly departed.
The dealers stared at each other dumfounded. Finally, one of them asked,
"What did she roll?"
The other answered, "I don't know... I thought you were watching."

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^__- Enjoy the Night. -_^

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:o)

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~_~

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^__^

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-_^

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Monastery Life:

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the
other monks in copying the old canons and laws of the church by hand.

He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not
from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head abbot
to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error
in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, that error
would be continued in all of the subsequent copies.

The head monk, says, "We have been copying from the copies for
centuries, but you make a good point, my son."
He goes down into the dark caves underneath the monastery where the
original manuscripts are held as archives in a locked vault that hasn't
been opened for hundreds of years. Hours go by and nobody sees the old
abbot.

So, the young monk gets worried and goes down to look for him.
He sees him banging his head against the wall and wailing, "We missed
the "R" ! , we missed the "R" !"

His forehead is all bloody and bruised and he is crying uncontrollably.
The young monk asks the old abbot, "What's wrong, father?"

With A choking voice, the old abbot replies, "The word
was...CELEBRATE!!!"

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Enjoy the Day.

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We had a good time tonight we went to a burlsque show.

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No I don't know how to spell it.
We had fun though.


TGIF

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Ranma & Akane
Aiyah...haven't been here in a while...

Sorry ya'll. Had to recover from a bad
allergic reaction to some lotion I used
(always check the dates and ingredients
in the stuff you put on your hands kids).

I should be back more regularly after this
weekend :).

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Ranma & Akane
:o)

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Good Morning.

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Happy Afternoon

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Good Night.

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