Ranma & Akane

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Ranma & Akane
Hope you have fun. ^_~

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Ranma & Akane
We had a good time and I bought some cool candles and won a couple of candles too.

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Ranma & Akane
Good Morning

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BI-PARTISAN HUMOR

Ralph Nader, Al Gore, and George W. Bush go to a fitness spa for some
fun.

After a stimulating, healthy lunch, all three decide to visit the men's
room and they find a strange-looking gent sitting at the entrance who
says; "Welcome to the gentlemen's room. Be sure to check out our newest
feature: a mirror that, if you look into it and say something truthful,
you will be rewarded with your wish. But, be warned, if you say
something false, you will be sucked into the mirror to live in a void of
nothingness for all eternity!"

The men quickly entered and upon finding the mirror, Ralph Nader steps
up and says, "I think I'm the most truthful of us three," and he
suddenly finds the keys to a brand new Bentley in his hands.

Al Gore steps up and says, "I think I'm the most ambitious of us three,"
and in an instant, he was surrounded by a pile of money to fund his next
Presidential Campaign.

Excited over the possibility of having a wish come true, George W. Bush
looks into the mirror and says, "I think...", and is promptly sucked
into the mirror.

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Ranma & Akane
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Ranma & Akane
good morning

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ENLIGHTENMENT
by Swami Beyondananda

1. Be a Fundamentalist--make sure the Fun always comes before the
mental.
Realize that life is a situation comedy that will never be canceled. A
laugh track has been provided. Have a good laughsitive twice a day, and
that will ensure regularhilarity.

2. The most powerful tool on the planet today is Tell-A-Vision. That is
where I tell a vision to you, and you tell a vision to me. That way, if
we don't like the programming we're getting, we can simply change the
channel.

3. Life is like photography. You use the negative to develop.

4. It is true. As we go through life thinking heavy thoughts, thought
particles tend to get caught between the ears, causing a condition
called truth decay. So be sure to use mental floss twice a day. And
when you're tempted to practice tantrum yoga, remember what we teach in
Swami's Absurdiveness Training class: 'Don't get even, get odd.'

5. If we want world peace, we must let go of our attachments and truly
live like nomads. That's where I no mad at you, you no mad at me. That
way, there'll surely be nomadness on the planet. And peace begins with
each of us. A little peace here, a little peace there, pretty soon all
the peaces will fit together to make one big peace everywhere.

6. I know great earth changes have been predicted for the future, so if
you're looking to avoid earthquakes, my advice is simple. When you find
a fault, just don't dwell on it.

7. Remember, enlightenment is not a bureaucracy. So we don't have to go
through channels.

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Ranma & Akane
good morning

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If you don't like the Sh*t word don't read this.


This is from George Carlin's stage show.

THE MOST FUNCTIONAL ENGLISH WORD

Well, it's shit ... that's right, shit!
Shit may just be the most functional word in the English language.

Consider:
You can get shit-faced, Be shit-out-of-luck, Or have shit for brains.

With a little effort, you can get your shit together, find a place for
your shit, or be asked to shit or get off the pot.

You can smoke shit, buy shit, sell shit, lose shit, find shit, forget
shit, and tell others to eat shit.

Some people know their shit, while others can't tell the difference
between shit and shineola.

There are lucky shits, dumb shits, and crazy shits. There is bull shit,
horse shit, and chicken shit.

You can throw shit, sling shit, catch shit, shoot the shit, or duck when
the shit hits the fan.

You can give a shit or serve shit on a shingle.

You can find yourself in deep shit or be happier than a pig in shit.

Some days are colder than shit, some days are hotter than shit, and some
days are just plain shitty.

Some music sounds like shit, things can look like shit, and there are
times when you feel like shit.

You can have too much shit, not enough shit, the right shit, the wrong
shit or a lot of weird shit.

You can carry shit, have a mountain of shit, or find yourself up shit
creek without a paddle.

Sometimes everything you touch turns to shit and other times you fall in
a bucket of shit and come out smelling like a rose.

When you stop to consider all the facts, it's the basic building block
of the English language.

And remember, once you know your shit, you don't need to know anything
else!!

Well, Shit, it's time for me to go. Just wanted you to know that I do
give
a shit and hope you had a nice day, without a bunch of shit. But, if you

happened to catch a load of shit from some shit-head...........
Well, Shit Happens!!!

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Ranma & Akane
Good morning, the kids are almost done with school, today and tomorrow and that's it for the summer.

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Ranma & Akane
Happy Afternoon.

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Ranma & Akane
Have A good Night.

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TGIF ^___^

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Ranma & Akane
Dave was bragging to his boss one day, "You know, I know everyone there
is to know.
Just name someone, anyone, and I know them."

Tired of his boasting, his boss called his bluff, "OK, Dave, how about
Tom Cruise?"

"No drama, boss, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it."

So Dave and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom Cruise's
door and Tom Cruise shouts, "Dave! What's happenin?? Great to see you!
Come in for a beer!"

Although impressed, Dave's boss is still sceptical. After they leave
Cruise's house, he tells Dave that he thinks him knowing Cruise was just
lucky.

"No, no, just name anyone else," Dave says.

"President Bush," his boss quickly retorts. "Yup,"

Dave says "Old buddies, lets fly out to Washington." And off they go.

At the White House, Bush spots Dave on the tour and motions him and his
boss over, saying, "Dave, what a surprise, I was just on my way to a
meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let's have a cup of
coffee and catch up."

Well, the boss is very shaken by now but still not totally convinced.

After they leave the White House grounds he expresses his doubts to
Dave, who again implores him to name anyone else.

"The Pope," his boss replies. "Sure!" says Dave. "My folks are from
Germany, and I've known the Pope a long time." So off they fly to Rome.

Dave and his boss are assembled with the masses in Vatican Square when
Dave says, "This will never work. I can't catch the Pope's eye among all
these people. Tell you what, I know all the guards so let me just go
upstairs and I'll come out on the balcony with the Pope."

And he disappears into the crowd headed toward the Vatican. Sure enough,
half an hour later Dave emerges with the Pope on the balcony but by the
time Dave returns, he finds that his boss has had a heart attack, and is
surrounded by paramedics.

Working his way to his boss' side Dave asks him, "What happened?"

His boss looks up and says, "I was doing fine until you and the Pope
came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, "Who's that on the
balcony with Dave?..."

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