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Ranma & Akane
Haven't been home to long. Robert was given tickets to the mariners game tonight so wanted me to go with hhim. The lost badly.

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Ranma & Akane
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Ranma & Akane
Good Morning ^__^

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:)

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qv

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Ranma & Akane
Enjoy the Morning ^__^

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^__^

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Ranma & Akane
Good night

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Good Morning

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:)

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Ranma & Akane
hello :)

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Ranma & Akane
Hi Kira, it's great to see you.


A young couple were driving down the road one day, happily, deliriously
in love and due to be married the next day. Suddenly, a large truck
swerved from the oncoming lanes into their car! BOOM! And they both
died.

At the Pearly Gates, the young couple confronted St. Peter. "Sir, you
have to help us! We were to be married tomorrow. Is there any way we can
be married in Heaven?"

"Hmmm," replied St. Peter, "I don't recall there ever being a marriage
in Heaven. Well, let's take it up with God and see what he says."

So they approached God with their plea. God sat for a moment, pondering
the request. Then he looked down and said, "Come back in five years and
ask me again."

Five years later, the couple approached God again, even more in love
than ever and pleading that he allow their marriage. God paused for
quite a while, musing over their request. Then he spoke, "Come back in
five years and ask me again."

And once again, five years later, the couple was again in the presence
of God, more in love than ever and begging God's permission for the
third time to marry. This time God smiled broadly and thundered, "Yes my
children, you may marry!"

Well, the wedding went off beautifully, the reception was huge, everyone
thought the bride was simply breathtaking and the groom was soooo
handsome, and everyone was happy! Until...

Two years later, the couple was back before God, and things were not
looking so good. The couple had come to the realization almost
immediately that although marriages were made in heaven, they didn't
last very long there! And, in spite of their struggles to come to terms
with the situation, they had decided there simply was no alternative but
to get a divorce.

Black clouds fractured by lightening rolled across the sky, and the
ground shook with explosive thunder. God glared down at the tiny couple
before him, his face becoming dark and angry, and he roared, "Divorce?!
Impossible!!! It took us TEN years just to find a priest in Heaven! Do
you have any idea how long it will take to find a LAWYER?!!"

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Ranma & Akane
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Ranma & Akane
Good morning A young couple were driving down the road one day, happily, deliriously
in love and due to be married the next day. Suddenly, a large truck
swerved from the oncoming lanes into their car! BOOM! And they both
died.

At the Pearly Gates, the young couple confronted St. Peter. "Sir, you
have to help us! We were to be married tomorrow. Is there any way we can
be married in Heaven?"

"Hmmm," replied St. Peter, "I don't recall there ever being a marriage
in Heaven. Well, let's take it up with God and see what he says."

So they approached God with their plea. God sat for a moment, pondering
the request. Then he looked down and said, "Come back in five years and
ask me again."

Five years later, the couple approached God again, even more in love
than ever and pleading that he allow their marriage. God paused for
quite a while, musing over their request. Then he spoke, "Come back in
five years and ask me again."

And once again, five years later, the couple was again in the presence
of God, more in love than ever and begging God's permission for the
third time to marry. This time God smiled broadly and thundered, "Yes my
children, you may marry!"

Well, the wedding went off beautifully, the reception was huge, everyone
thought the bride was simply breathtaking and the groom was soooo
handsome, and everyone was happy! Until...

Two years later, the couple was back before God, and things were not
looking so good. The couple had come to the realization almost
immediately that although marriages were made in heaven, they didn't
last very long there! And, in spite of their struggles to come to terms
with the situation, they had decided there simply was no alternative but
to get a divorce.

Black clouds fractured by lightening rolled across the sky, and the
ground shook with explosive thunder. God glared down at the tiny couple
before him, his face becoming dark and angry, and he roared, "Divorce?!
Impossible!!! It took us TEN years just to find a priest in Heaven! Do
you have any idea how long it will take to find a LAWYER?!!"

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Ranma & Akane
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Ranma & Akane
Good night.

I did good on my Competency.

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Ranma & Akane
I have these last two days then next week finals and first term will be over with. I'm not getting A's but I am getting B's and C's so that makes me happy since it has been so long since I was in school and this is hard. It'll be worth it but it's hard.

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Ranma & Akane
Hope you keep doing well in your classes Rg :)

(also, that joke you posted certainly
explains alot don't it? ^0^)

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Ranma & Akane
yes it does, kinda scary giggle.

I did pretty good and so far I'm not doing to badly, maybe not top of the class but not the bottom either.

We just got done watching rokeback Mountain. We wanted to see it since so many had so many different views on it and wether they liked it or hated it.
We liked it, it was pretty good and I didn't find the sexual part as shoking and over done as one person told me it was. I thought it was rather tame myself.

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