Ranma & Shampoo

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Ranma & Shampoo
Then again, it also looks like we'll soon be able to say, "Go for the Bh33r, Ping! Go for the Bh33r!" ^_~

http://timblair.net/ee/index.php/weblog/next_beer_robots_that_ihover_i/

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^0^

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It might be fun to put Ranma into one of these things and ask him, "So Ranma, which of your Fiancees would you prefer to marry?"

http://stevesdummy.blogspot.com/2006/01/washington-post-article-on-brain-scan.html

...And then watch as everything hits the fan if he's one of those people who are in the 10%! ^_~

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>^_^<

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^_^

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:)

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Happy Groundhog's Day! ^_^

(Note to self: Develop shadow elimination ray! ^_^;).

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^_~

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[Finishes work on Raygun]

Okeyyyyyy! I'm ready! ^___^

*blinks as the crickets chirp*

Don't tell me I blew another deadline? T_T

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Subject: Superbowl
Bob received a free ticket to the Super Bowl from his company.

Unfortunately, when Bob arrived at the stadium he realized the seat
was in the last row in the corner of the stadium. He was closer to the Goodyear Blimp than the field!

About halfway through the first quarter, Bob noticed an empty seat 10 rows off the field right on the 50-yard line.
He decided to take a chance and made his way through the stadium and around the security guards to the empty seat.

As he sat down, he asked the gentleman sitting next to him, "Excuse me, is anyone sitting here?"

The man said "No."

Very excited to be in such a great seat for the game, Bob said to the man next to him, "This is incredible! Who in their right mind would have a seat like this at the Super Bowl and not use it?!"

The man replied, "Well, actually, the seat belongs to me. I was supposed to come with my wife, but she passed away. This is the first Super Bowl we haven't attended together since we got married in 1967."

"That's really sad," said Bob, "But still, couldn't you find someone to take the seat? A relative or a close friend?"

"No," the man replied, "They're all at the funeral."

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No ottaku like a football ottaku I guess! @_@

Oh well, I know how much Nyssia likes that game so if she ever did that it would be with my blessing. ^_~

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^_^

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Written by Rick Reilly of Sports Illustrated.

> Okay, Seattle, grab a grande, skinny, no-foam, half-caf Espresso
> Macchiato and let me explain why the Pittsburgh Steelers are going to
> grind you up like a Sumatra blend in SuperBowl XL.
> You suck at sports.
> You always have. You make nice motherboards, but you're dweebier than
> Frasier Crane's wine club. You've had the big three pro sports for 30
> years now -- almost 40 for the NBA -- and you have one lousy
> championship to show for it. Uno. The 1978 Seattle SuperSonics. My
> God, you people have fewer parades than Venice.
> What's amazing is, you do college sports even worse. In the 70 years
> that a mythical national championship has been awarded in college
> football, the University of Washington has one half of one title: in
> 1991 (with Miami). Zippo in basketball, baseball, track or field.
> O.K., the Huskies are good at crew (three women's titles, one men's).
> Wonderful. Somewhere, three salmon cheer.
> Your most famous athlete is a horse, Seattle Slew. Your most famous
> athletic moment was Bo Jackson's turning the Boz's chest into a
> welcome mat on Monday Night Football. Your greatest contribution to
> sports was the Wave, the fan-participation stunt that screams to the
> world, "We have no idea what the score is!"
> And do you know why you stink, Seattle? Because ...
> 1. You're too damn nice.
> Look at your Seahawks. Your MVP halfback, Shaun Alexander, teaches
> kids chess. Your scariest player is named Pork Chop. My God, last
> week, you offered valet parking service to reporters at Seahawks
> headquarters. (Seattle fans: If you see valet parking at Detroit's
> Ford Field this week, they're trying to steal your car.) Nearly every
> five-dollar-steak-tough athlete who comes to Seattle leaves -- Gary
> Payton and Randy Johnson for instance. Consider Seattle's two favorite

> athletes -- Steve Largent and Fred Couples.
> Those guys wouldn't complain if somebody extinguished a Cohiba in
> their ears. Your sportswriters are more forgiving than Hillary
> Clinton. If they covered Jeffrey Dahmer, they'd refer to him as "a
> people person."
> You Seattle fans don't just accept mediocrity. You crave it. You
> support your boys come hell or low water. You show up at the rate of
> three million a year for the Mariners, who never fail to let you down.
> Even the stadium sounds cuddly: Safeco Field. You pack the house for
> the underachieving SuperSonics, led by the NBA's nicest loser, Ray
> Allen. Your Seahawks went 21 years without a playoff win, and the fans

> didn't so much as clear their throats. Everybody just goes, "Well,
> that was fun. Let's kayak!" Hey, you can't spell Seattle without
> settle.
> The whole town is 100% June Cleaver. I once walked into Nordstrom, the

> Seattle-based department store, and sheepishly asked if I could bring
> back a shirt I'd bought a month before in another town. The clerk
> said, "Sir, this is Nordstrom. You could wear it for 10 years, throw
> up on it and roll down a mountain in it and we'd take it back." Ask
> that at Neiman Marcus and they call security.
> It ain't happening. Walruses don't do triple Salchows, and Seattle
> teams don't win titles.
> 2. You're too damn geeky.
> Your owner, Microsoft cofounder Paul Allen, looks like the kid in high

> school who always got taped to the goalposts. If Allen wins, will he
> call all his friends from band camp? Throw his slide rule into the
> air? Plot his joy on a scatter chart?
> Look, your average Seahawks fan drives a Prius. Your average Steelers
> fan drives a Ford Excursion, which has Priuses in its tire treads.
> Seahawks fans own poodles. Steelers fans eat them.
> 3. You're too damn wet.
> Seattle is a great place if you happen to be mold. It just rained 27
> straight days and it wasn't even a record. Seattle is basically a lot
> of guys waiting for a bus with rain starting to seep into their socks.
> Most kids are seven years old before they realize the umbrella is not
> an extension of the right arm. No wonder most great athletes leave.
> Ken Griffey Jr. left, basically saying, "I want my kid to be able to
> play outside once in a while."
> In short, you people are too damn peaceful and happy in your Emerald
> City. You ever know anybody from Pittsburgh? You want this Super Bowl.
> Pittsburgh needs it. You're going to get smoked like a platter of
> smelt.

> (But do you mind if we come live there?)

(I myself can't care less who wins or loses, but this is funny.)

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Ranma & Shampoo
Heh. ^_^

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[Bakes a cake and puts a candle on it. Uses icing to add "Happy Birthday, Nyssia!". Frowns thoghtfully and adds 17 more candles].

There! Now she's technically legal. ^_~

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^___^

:Cuts the cake and takes first piece for herself.:

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Ranma & Shampoo
Happy Birthday Nyssia, my son turns 16 today too.
Snatches a piece of cake hmmm goooood.



One day, while driving along, I saw a priest. I thought I would do a
good deed, so I pulled over and asked the priest, "Where are you going
Father?"

"I'm going to give mass at St. Francis Church, about 2 miles down the
road," replied the priest.

"Climb in, Father! I'll give you a lift!"

The priest climbed into the rear passenger seat, and we continued down
the road.

Suddenly, I saw a Pittsburgh fan walking down the road, with that "P"
shirt on and I instinctively swerved as if to hit him.

But, as usual, I swerved back into the road just in time. Even though I
was certain that I had missed the guy, I still heard a loud "THUD."

Not understanding where the noise came from, I glanced in my mirrors but
still didn't see anything.

I then remembered the priest, and turned to the priest and said, "Sorry
Father, I almost hit that Pittsburgh fan."

"That's OK," replied the priest, "I got him with the door."

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*sneaks a piece of cake*

*leaves a knitted scarf for Nyssia's
present ^_^*

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Ranma & Shampoo
R.G.,
Hope your son had a happy birthday then! ^_^

[Becomes excited].

Hey Nyssia, look what Meeka knitted for you! ^-^

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he did have agood one. I hope Nyssia's wa really good too.

YOU KNOW YOU ARE LIVING IN 2006 when...

1. You accidentally enter your password on the microwave.

2. You haven't played solitaire with real cards in years.

3. You have a list of 15 phone numbers to reach your family of 3.

4. You e-mail the person who works at the desk next to you.

5. Your reason for not staying in touch with friends and family is that they don't have e-mail addresses.

6. You pull up in your own driveway and use your cell phone to see if anyone is home to help you carry in the groceries.

7. Every commercial on television has a web site at the bottom of the screen.

8. Leaving the house without your cell phone, which you didn't have the first 20 or 30 (or 60) years of your life, is now a cause for panic and you turn around to go and get it.

10. You get up in the morning and go on line before getting your coffee.

11. You start tilting your head sideways to smile. : )

12. You're reading this and nodding and laughing.

13. Even worse, you know exactly to whom you are going to forward this message.

14. You are too busy to notice there was no #9 on this list.

15. You actually scrolled back up to check that there wasn't a #9 on this list.

AND NOW U R LAUGHING at yourself.

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