Luna & Artemis

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Luna & Artemis
:o)

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Luna & Artemis
^___^

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Luna & Artemis
^___^

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Luna & Artemis
^___^

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Luna & Artemis
Have A Great Day.

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Luna & Artemis
^_^

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Luna & Artemis
qv

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Luna & Artemis
good to see you in here

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Luna & Artemis
:o)

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Luna & Artemis
A young boy went up to his father and asked him, Dad, what is the difference between potentially and realistically?" The father thought for a moment,
then answered, "Go ask your mother if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for
a million dollars.Then, ask your sister if she would sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars; and then, go and ask your brother if he'd sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars". Come back and tell me what you learn from that." So the boy went to his mother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The mother replied, "Of course I would! We could really use that money to fix up the house and send you kids to a great University!"
The boy then went to his sister and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
The sister replied, "Oh my God! I
LOVE Brad Pitt....... I would sleep with him in a heartbeat, are you
nuts?"
The boy then went to his brother and asked, "Would you sleep with Brad Pitt for a million dollars?"
Of course," the brother replied. "Do you know how much a million bucks would buy ?"
The boy pondered the answers for a few days and then went back to his dad. His father asked him, "Did you find out the difference between potentially and realistically?" The boy replied, "Yes.
Potentially, you and I are sitting on three million dollars; but realistically, we're living with two hookers and a homo....."


Manlaws - Version 2006
1: Under no circumstances may two men share an umbrella.
2: It is OK for a man to cry ONLY under the
following circumstances: (a) When a heroic dog dies to save its
master. (b) The moment Angelina Jolie starts unbuttoning her blouse. (c) After wrecking your boss's car. (d) One hour, 12 minutes,
37 seconds into "The Crying Game".(e) When she is using her teeth.
3: Any Man who brings a camera to a bachelor party may be
legally killed and eaten by his buddies.
4: Unless he murdered
someone in your family, you must bail a friend out of jail within 12
hours.
5: If you've known a guy for more than 24 hours, his sister is
off limits forever unless you actually marry her.
6: Moaning
about the brand of free beer in a buddy's fridge is forbidden.However
complain at will if the temperature is unsuitable.
7: No man shall
ever be required to buy a birthday present for another man. In fact,
even remembering your buddy's birthday is strictly optional. At that point, you must celebrate at a strip bar of the birthday boy's
choice.
8: On a road trip, the strongest bladder determines pit stops,
not the weakest.
9: When stumbling upon other guys watching a sporting event, you may ask the score of the game in progress, but you
may never ask who's playing.
10: You may flatulate in front of a woman only after you have brought her to climax. If you trap her head
under the covers for the purpose of flatulent entertainment, she's
officially your girlfriend.
11: It is permissible to drink a fruity
alcohol drink only when you're sunning on a tropical beach... and it's
delivered by a topless model and only when it's free.
12: Only in situations of moral and/or physical peril are you allowed to kick
another guy in the nuts.
13: Unless you're in prison, never fight
naked.
14: Friends don't let friends wear Speedos. Ever. Issue
closed.
15: If a man's fly is down, that's his problem, you didn't see
anything.
16: Women who claim they "love to watch sports" must be treated as spies until they demonstrate knowledge of the game and the
ability to drink as much as the other sports watchers.
17: A man in the company of a hot, suggestively dressed woman must remain sober enough to fight.
18: Never hesitate to reach for the last beer or the
last slice of pizza, but not both, that's just greedy.
19: If you compliment a guy on his six-pack, you'd better be talking about his
choice of beer.
20: Never join your girlfriend or wife in discussing a
friend of yours,except if she's withholding sex pending your
response.
21: Phrases that may NOT be uttered to another man while
lifting weights
a) Yeah, Baby, Push it!b) C'mon, give me one more!
Harder! c) Another set and we can hit the showers!
22: Never talk to a man in a bathroom unless you are on equal footing: i.e.,both
urinating, both waiting in line, etc. For all other situations, an almost imperceptible nod is all the conversation you need.
23: Never allow a telephone conversation with a woman to go on longer
than you are able to have sex with her. Keep a stopwatch by the phone.
Hang up if necessary.
24: The morning after you and a girl who was formerly "just a friend" havecarnal, drunken monkey sex, the fact that you're feeling weird and guilty is no reason for you not to nail
each other again before the discussion occurs about what a big mistake it was.
25: It is acceptable for you to drive her car. It is not acceptable for her to drive yours.
26: Thou shalt not buy a car in the colors of brown, pink, lime green, orange or sky blue.
27: The girl who replies to the question "What do you want for
Christmas?" with "If you loved me, you'd know what I want!" gets an
Xbox. End of story.
28: There is no reason for guys to watch Ice
Skating or Men's Gymnastics. Ever. We've all heard about people
having guts or balls. But do you really know the difference between them? In an effort to keep you informed, the definition of each is
listed below:
"GUTS" is arriving home late after a night out with
the guys, being assaulted by your wife with a broom, and having the
guts to say, "are you still cleaning or are you flying somewhere?"
"BALLS" is coming home late after a night out with the guys smelling of perfume and beer, lipstick on your collar, slapping
your wife on the ass and having the balls to say, "You're next!" We hope this clears up any confusion.This e-mail and any attachments may contain confidential and privileged information. If you
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Luna & Artemis
TGIF

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Luna & Artemis
^_^

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Luna & Artemis
Good Morning ^__^

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Luna & Artemis
^__^

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Luna & Artemis
^__^

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Luna & Artemis
Good Night and have Fun Naked dreams

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Luna & Artemis
Good morning.

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Luna & Artemis
Happy Afternoon

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Luna & Artemis
Bonne nuit! (French for Good night)

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Luna & Artemis
Good morning

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