Gokou and Chi-Chi

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Gokou and Chi-Chi
A Happy 2006 to all DBZers. Let's hope this is the year you all reach 2nd stage! ^_~

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Gokou and Chi-Chi
Try this in Mexico. If you are ready for the adventure of a lifetime:


Enter Mexico illegally. Never mind immigration quotas, visas,
international law, or any of that nonsense.

Once there, demand that the local government provide free medical care
for you and your entire family.

Demand bilingual nurses and doctors.

Demand free bilingual local government forms, bulletins, etc. Procreate
abundantly. Deflect any criticism of this allegedly irresponsible
reproductive behaviour with, "It is a cultural thing. You would not
understand."

Keep your American identity strong. Fly Old Glory from your rooftop, or
proudly display it in your front window or on your car bumper.

Speak only English at home and in public and insist that your children
do likewise.

Demand classes on American culture in the Mexican school system.

Demand a local Mexican driver license. This will afford other legal
rights and will go far to legitimise your unauthorized, illegal presence
in Mexico.

Drive around with no liability insurance and ignore local traffic laws.

Insist that local Mexican law enforcement teach English to all its
officers.


Good luck!

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Gokou and Chi-Chi
Good Morning

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Gokou and Chi-Chi
^_^

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Gokou and Chi-Chi
^_^

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Gokou and Chi-Chi
this is the best

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Gokou and Chi-Chi
^_^

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Gokou and Chi-Chi
The BESt Couple IS GOKu and CHichi
I LOve That Couple ^_^

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Gokou and Chi-Chi
A Texan is drinking in a New York bar when he gets a call on his cell
phone. He hangs up, grinning from ear to ear, and orders a round of
drinks for everybody in the bar announcing his wife has produced a
typical Texas baby boy weighing 25 pounds.
Nobody can believe that any new baby can weigh in at 25 pounds, but the
Texan just shrugs, "That's about average down home, folks . Like I
said, my boy's a typical Texas baby boy."

Two weeks later he returns to the bar. The bartender says,"Say, you're
the father of that typical Texas baby that weighed 25 pounds at birth.
Everybody's been making bets about how big he'd be in two weeks. So how
much does he weigh now?"

The proud father answers, "Seventeen pounds."
The bartender is puzzled, concerned and a little suspicious. "What
happened? The boy already weighed 25 pounds the day he was born!"

The Texas father takes a slow swig from his Lone Star beer, wipes his
mouth on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender and proudly says,
"Had'm circumcised

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Gokou and Chi-Chi
Three Rednecks were working on the BellSouth tower - Steve, Bruce and Jed.

Steve falls off and is killed instantly.


As the ambulance takes the body away, Bruce says, "Someone should go and tell his wife."


Jed says, "OK, I'm pretty good at that sensitive stuff, I'll do it."


Two hours later, he comes back carrying a case of Budweiser.


Bruce says, "Where did you get that, Jed?"


"Steve's wife gave it to me," Jed replies.


"That's unbelievable, you told the lady her husband was dead and she gave you beer?"


Well, not exactly", Jed says. "When she answered the door, I said to her, 'You must be Steve's widow'."


She said, "No, I'm not a widow."


And I said, "I'll bet you a case of Budweiser you are".

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Gokou and Chi-Chi
The Husband Store




A store that sells new husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband.





Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.





You may visit the store ONLY ONCE! There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights.





There is, however, a catch: you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building!





So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband





On the first floor the sign on the door reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.





The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.





The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.





"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going.





She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead good looking and help with the housework.





"Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardly stand it!"





Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop-dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.





She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads: Floor 6 - You are visitor 31,456,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that some women are impossible to please.

Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.







The Wives Store



A new wives store opened across the street.









The first floor has wives that love sex.





The second floor has wives that love sex and have money.





The third through sixth floors have never been visited.

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Gokou and Chi-Chi
Here is a convention you may want to put on your list.
> Thief Swipes $1,500 In Sex Toys From Hotel
> POSTED: 8:23 am PST March 15, 2006
> JACKSONVILLE, Fla. -- Someone's swiped the vibrators.
> Jacksonville police want to know how sex toys and romantic goods were
> stolen during a weekend convention.
> Police are investigating the rip-off of more than $1,500 worth of sex
> toys during the Southeastern Erotic Cultural Conference.
> The victims are three women who were selling the adult novelties at a
> convention at the Radisson Riverwalk Hotel.
> Three women who were vendors told police that someone took two pairs
> of leather and metal bondage suspension cuffs, a 28-inch-long leather
> whip, bath salts, rainbow pot holders and an electrical stimulation
> device.
> Police said the theft happened between 6 p.m. Saturday and just after
> 2 a.m. Sunday.
> The crime was discovered when a hotel security guard found a
> conference room open and a broken key in the lock. The weekend
> conference featured an erotic art show, classes and something called a
> leather pride party.
>

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Gokou and Chi-Chi
They're so cute, but I wish they'd show more affection towards each other. Funimation should dedicate a movie to them! =)

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Gokou and Chi-Chi
Kindergartners were trying very hard to become accustomed to the 1st
grade.
The biggest hurdle they faced was that the teacher insisted on "NO BABY
TALK"
"You need to use "Big People" words, she was always reminding them

On Monday the Teacher asked Chris what he had done over the weekend? "I
went to visit my Nana". "No you went to visit your Grandmother," Use
"Big people words"

Then she asked Mitchell what he had done. "I took a ride on the
Choo-Choo".
She said "No you took a ride on a train. You must remember to use Big
People Words".

Then she ask little Alex, what he had done. "I read a book" he replied.
"That's WONDERFUL! the teacher said. What book did you read?"

Alex thought real hard about it then puffed out his chest with great
pride and said,

"Winnie the Shit"

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Gokou and Chi-Chi
k perrona esta esta caricatura

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Gokou and Chi-Chi
Vidz

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Gokou and Chi-Chi
:o)

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Gokou and Chi-Chi
^__^ TGIF

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Gokou and Chi-Chi
(o:

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Gokou and Chi-Chi
good Morning

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