Tenchi Masaki and Ayeka Jurai


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Tenchi Masaki and Ayeka Jurai
I thought Jeff Foxworthy did Southern humor but he seemed to nail this
one... The Pacific Northwest According To Jeff Foxworthy.

1. You know the state flower (Mildew)

2. You feel guilty throwing aluminum cans or paper in the trash.

3. Use the statement "sun break" and know what it means.

4. You know more than 10 ways to order coffee.

5. You know more people who own boats than air conditioners.

6. You feel overdressed wearing a suit to a nice restaurant.

7. You stand on a deserted corner in the rain waiting for the "Walk" signal.

8. You consider that if it has no snow or has not recently erupted, its not a real mountain.

9. You can taste the difference between Starbucks, Seattle's Best, and Veneto's.

10. You know the difference between Chinook, Coho and Sockeye salmon.

11. You know how to pronounce Sequim, Puyallup, Issaquah, Oregon, Yakima and Willamette.

12. You consider swimming an indoor sport.

13. You can tell the difference between Japanese, Chinese and Thai food.

14. In winter, you go to work in the dark and come home in the dark while only working eight-hour days.

15. You never go camping without waterproof matches and a poncho.

16. You are not fazed by "Today's forecast: showers followed by rain," and "Tomorrow's forecast: rain followed by showers."

17 You have no concept of humidity without precipitation

18. You know that Boring is a town in Oregon and not just a state of mind.

19. You can point to at least two volcanoes, even if you cannot see through the cloud cover.

20. You notice, "The mountain is out" when it is a pretty day and you can actually see it.

21. You put on your shorts when the temperature gets above 50, but still wear your hiking boots and parka.

22. You switch to your sandals when it gets about 60, but keep the socks on.

23. You have actually used your mountain bike on a mountain.

24. You think people who use umbrellas are either wimps or tourists.

25. You buy new sunglasses every year, because you cannot find the old ones after such a long time.

26. You measure distance in hours.

27. You often switch from "heat" to "a/c" in the same day.

28. You design your kid's Halloween costume to fit under a raincoat.

29. You know all the important seasons: Almost Winter, Winter, Still Raining (Spring), Road Construction (Summer), Deer & Elk season (Fall).

30. You actually understood these jokes and will probably forward them

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Tenchi Masaki and Ayeka Jurai
Heh. ^_~

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Tenchi Masaki and Ayeka Jurai
Good Morning

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Tenchi Masaki and Ayeka Jurai
Hi. ^_^

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Good morning ^_^

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Tenchi Masaki and Ayeka Jurai
TGIF ^___^

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Tenchi Masaki and Ayeka Jurai
One of the British national daily newspapers is asking readers "what it
means to be British?". Some of the emails are hilarious but this
is one from a chap in Switzerland ...

"Being British is about driving in a German car to an Irish pub for a
Belgian beer, then travelling home, grabbing an Indian curry or a
Turkish kebab on the way, to sit on Swedish furniture and watch American
shows on a Japanese TV. And the most British thing of all? Suspicion of
anything foreign ".


Black American actor and comedian Chris Rock's "Quote of the Year"

"You know the world is going crazy when the best rapper is a white guy,
the best golfer is a black guy, the tallest guy in the NBA is Chinese,
the Swiss hold the America's Cup, France is accusing the U.S. of
arrogance, Germany doesn't want to go to war, and the three most
powerful men in America are named Bush, Dick, and Colon. Need I say
more?"

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Tenchi Masaki and Ayeka Jurai
Good morning

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Tenchi Masaki and Ayeka Jurai
Heh. An interesting definition of being British indeed! ^_~

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Tenchi Masaki and Ayeka Jurai
-Vidz

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Tenchi Masaki and Ayeka Jurai
Vidz

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Tenchi Masaki and Ayeka Jurai
^_^

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Tenchi Masaki and Ayeka Jurai
:o)

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^__^ TGIF

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(o:

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Tenchi Masaki and Ayeka Jurai
good Morning

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Tenchi Masaki and Ayeka Jurai
Enjoy the Night.

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Tenchi Masaki and Ayeka Jurai
Enjoy the Day.

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Tenchi Masaki and Ayeka Jurai
Have Fun Tonight.

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Tenchi Masaki and Ayeka Jurai
Have Fun Today!

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